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Anne Taintor Birthday card "too young to give a rat's ass"
Anne Taintor Birthday card "too young to give a rat's ass"

"old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass"

Price: $3.50
WTF??? ~ Birthday card
WTF??? ~ Birthday card

 Inside reads:

"no WAY you're that old! happy bir

Price: $3.50
hmmm... I know I walked into this room for a reason...~ Birthday card
hmmm... I know I walked into this room for a reason...~ Birthday card

 Inside reads:

"try to remember to have a happy birth

Price: $3.50
why, you're not getting old, dear... ~Birthday card
why, you're not getting old, dear... ~Birthday card

 Inside reads:

"heck, you were old last year! happy b

Price: $3.50
Hurrah! At last I'm 40! ~Birthday card
Hurrah! At last I'm 40! ~Birthday card

 Inside reads:

" Happy Birthday!"

Car

Price: $3.50
Hurrah! At last I'm 50! ~Birthday card
Hurrah! At last I'm 50! ~Birthday card

 Inside reads:

" Happy Birthday!"

Car

Price: $3.50
farewell to youth~Birthday card
farewell to youth~Birthday card

 Inside reads:

"  ...and hello to early-bird spe

Price: $2.50
"the nightmare of youth"~Birthday card
"the nightmare of youth"~Birthday card

"at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth"

Price: $3.50
remember when you were young and gay?~Birthday card (female)
remember when you were young and gay?~Birthday card (female)

 Inside reads:

"well, thank goodness you're still

Price: $2.50
"she couldn't even REMEMBER the last time she partied with adults"~Birthday card
"she couldn't even REMEMBER the last time she partied with adults"~Birthday card

Inside reads: "happy birthday!"

Send a laugh to your

Price: $2.50
"you were right, honey...this is a LOT more fun than golf and beer with the guys"~Birthday card
Price: $2.50
"she intended to have her mid-life crises early and often" ~ Birthday card
"she intended to have her mid-life crises early and often" ~ Birthday card

Inside reads: "...and to enjoy every single minute / happy birthday!&

Price: $2.50
"hurry, dear..if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drive"  Birthday card
"hurry, dear..if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drive" Birthday card

INSIDE: happy birthday to the best Mom any kid ever drove to drink!

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Price: $3.50
"flask in your pocket" ~ Birthday card
"flask in your pocket" ~ Birthday card

"sunshine in your face... fresh air in your lungs... best friend at y

Price: $3.50
"our joints are stiff"~ Birthday card
"our joints are stiff"~ Birthday card

"yeah, our joints are stiff... but by golly, so are our cocktails!&qu

Price: $3.50
"golly! liquor is quicker!" Birthday card
"golly! liquor is quicker!" Birthday card

INSIDE: birthdays are no time for sober reflection!!! 

Car

Price: $2.50
"now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask" Birthday card
"now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask" Birthday card

INSIDE: on your birthday may you have everything your heart desires

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Price: $2.50
"do I ever question your lifestyle?" Birthday card
"do I ever question your lifestyle?" Birthday card

INSIDE: "it's your birthday... live it up!"

Cards

Price: $2.50
"lactose is just one of the many things I don't tolerate"  Birthday card
"lactose is just one of the many things I don't tolerate" Birthday card

INSIDE: have a tolerable birthday

Cards are 5" x 7&q

Price: $2.50
"you're right! it does look like her Facebook picture!"  Birthday card
"you're right! it does look like her Facebook picture!" Birthday card

INSIDE: face it... getting old is not pretty - happy birthday!

Price: $2.50
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